Bouncy Castle wrote:Flocks and flocks and flocks of em, eh?
Did you hear about the Hipster who scalded his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool!
The square root of negative one walks into a bar. He meets this lovely woman and asks the bartender to order a drink for her. He starts talking to her and really finds her to be quite an 'interesting' person. When he asks her if she wants to come to his apartment, what does she say?
"With you? Get real."
michelanCello wrote::lol: to SJ and the cows (this could be the name of your band!)
hnorwood wrote:You should try for physics jokes....
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One says "Wait, stop! I dropped an electron!"
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first one says "Yeah, I'm positive!"
What did the elephant do when it sat on Planck's constant?
It broke the h-bar!
As you all know, children tend to associate colors with flavors, thanks to artificially flavored candy. A first grade teacher brought a bag of colorless honey-flavored candies to school, and no child could figure out what the flavor was. Teachers says, "I'll give you a hint, it's something your mommy may call your daddy sometimes." A little girl looks shocked and screams, "My God, they're a**holes!"
Sister Jennifer wrote:michelanCello wrote::lol: to SJ and the cows (this could be the name of your band!)
Ha! You play that game too?
One of my patients last night; Broken Leg Floyd & The Backslabs .
It's the little things, ya know?
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