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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby chris.ph » Sat Nov 09, 2013 7:16 pm

a set off american siamese twins applied for different colleges and both got accepted in the said different colleges. mmmmmmmm thats not going to work somehow, you would think that these two young girls would have thought this through a little better
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby The Mad Collector » Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:08 pm

A performance artist has been detained in Moscow after stripping naked and nailing his scrotum to the cobblestones of Red Square in a protest :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24896784
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby pip » Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:13 pm

Ouch. Don't think I could ever feel that strongly about something :shock:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby TinatheConfused » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:07 am

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Sister Jennifer » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:27 am

^ I'm speechless.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby chillicamper » Tue Nov 12, 2013 6:38 am

The Mad Collector wrote:A performance artist has been detained in Moscow after stripping naked and nailing his scrotum to the cobblestones of Red Square in a protest :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24896784


Ow, Ow, ow (crossed legs) Ow ow :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

Mind you, maybe someone should do that to this bloke - he's scary......and what's more scary is they are running out of legal options to stop the guy :roll:

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby TinatheConfused » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:50 pm

Oh, he is pretty upset to find that his ancestry is 14% sub-saharan African. I think his followers will not take to kindly to his "Unpure" "Unadulterated" status.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:48 pm

LOL at the white supremacist. :lol:

Anyway, there is more than one use for a didgeridoo...

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:25 am

http://www.skynews.com.au/topstories/article.aspx?id=924757&cid=BP_CAROUSEL_1_NEWS_Charges-against-Jayant-Patel-dropped_151113

This is an outrage. The prosecutors have no balls in trying to bring 'Dr' Jayant Patel to justice. :x
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby TinatheConfused » Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:03 pm

Plea deals suck balls
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:10 pm

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Sister Jennifer » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:21 pm

Quatermass wrote:http://www.skynews.com.au/topstories/article.aspx?id=924757&cid=BP_CAROUSEL_1_NEWS_Charges-against-Jayant-Patel-dropped_151113

This is an outrage. The prosecutors have no balls in trying to bring 'Dr' Jayant Patel to justice. :x


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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby TinatheConfused » Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:38 am

http://www.newser.com/story/177745/poli ... gn=rss_top

And She is a Nurse who works for CPS. :shudder:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Tue Nov 19, 2013 3:45 am

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:19 am

Yet more proof that the Japanese are just weird! :lol:
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