I've Just Had An Email From Del

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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby janet » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:47 am

Be afraid.......... :shock: .......mwaaahahaha
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Ghost » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:01 am

HELP MEEEEEEImage
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:13 am

pip wrote:Time to delete all the stuff some of us said about Del I think :shock: :shock:



Ha! Too late - the pregnant remark is down in Forum history now, boy!!
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby The Mad Collector » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:21 am

:D :D :D
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:29 am

Great to see you again, Del! Please get your Wifi fixed - we miss you. :D
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:30 am

We do?

Really?
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:31 am

Ok - I miss you. :P
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:54 am

Crawler!
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Batty » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:31 pm

Typical! If Del isn't in the throes of a drama, then her computer and electricals are having a mini melodrama of their own ... :confusion-shrug:

Should we post her updated news ourselves? Whatever you think is likely to have happened ...
Del's Update
Well! I decided to take H swimming - even though I haven't dipped more than a toe in the sea since watching a drowning man wave to Penfold, and him ignoring the man's plight, as he was concentrating so hard on composing a photo. Anyways, there I was, throwing my thongs in the air as high as I could, when I saw a man in a wet suit drowning!
Without thinking I rushed into the waves, screaming 'Help! Help! need Help - NOWWWWWWWWWW !!' and got to where the man was and threw both arms around him and screamed 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! OH, sHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!'
The man in the wet suit was a SHARK! Wrestled it, I did! And as it pulled me under I took a deep lungful of air (good job all the talking I have to do has given me great lungs), and I punched it in it's evil eye and we broke the surface - and as we did so one of my thongs that I had thrown into the air landed - at that very moment - on the sharks head and panicked it! It looked startled, so I let go and swam / ran from the deadly sea as fast as I could! ...

SCREAMING ... 'HHHHEEEELLLLPPPPPP!!!!'

... No one came to my aid. It was only when a small child who had a canoe came back to shore trailing the evil monster that I could see that it looked ... deflated ...
'Mum!' he cried, THAT woman (pointing to me) burst my inflatable!' ...
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:35 pm

:lol:

I'm sure she'll be able to top that one! :twisted:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby The Mad Collector » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:26 pm

:lol: :lol:

Sounds like an average day for Del :roll:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Catch-up » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:22 pm

Helloooooo Del! :D Love the shark story.
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby michelanCello » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:48 pm

Batty.. :lol: :lol:

Good to have you around again, Del! :D
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:20 pm

So when are you coming back, ding dong hell don't take forever to come back Del. :)
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