Hunter S. Dogson?
(Ps Slight reservation about the ciggie,being an ex-smoker and all(yep we are the worst anti-smoking types,we know how bad for you it really is...
) and worse as being bad for the dog of course,so i'm going on the assumption it's a fake/prop for my own conscience's sake.)
'It's just like crop circles. No matter how many aliens own up to making them, there are always a few diehards who believe that humans go out with garden rollers in the middle of the night-'