Time for a Saturday morning embarassment from the 80s. The theme is the original, but if you pay attention, someone actually went to the trouble to remake the title sequence and clean it up. So I present...Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Four minutes? That's ages! What if I get bored? I need a television, a couple of books. Anyone for chess? Bring me knitting.
-The Eighth Doctor, defiant in the face of death, in Doctor Who: The Night of the Doctor