I've Just Had An Email From Del

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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby janet » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :character-jason:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby raisindot » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:53 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
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Del's repsonse:

Bahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Nothing sells a house quite like a chalk outline and a fresh pool of blood on the driveway :D


I would have assumed that in Australia you'd be much more scared of whatever venomous things are crawling or flying around in your backyard than any ol' garden variety bloodstains. :lol:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Dotsie » Wed Sep 04, 2013 6:58 pm

Well the bloodstains could be from a drop bear attack :shock: No way would I buy a house that had a drop bear infestation in the garden.
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby raisindot » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:31 pm

"The drop bear ate the bayyyybeeee!"
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Watchman44 » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:49 pm

Anti Drop Bear helmet...........
Image ;)
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Sister Jennifer » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:55 pm

Smearing vegemite behind your ears stops drop bears from attacking... No worries.
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Quatermass » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:59 pm

Sister Jennifer wrote:Smearing vegemite behind your ears stops drop bears from attacking... No worries.


Why? Don't they like it? Or do they just spend the time on your head licking the vegemite away instead of trying to eat your brain meats? :think:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:04 am

Brain meats :D :D :D . Man, you make me laugh

I dunno, I was told they don't like vegemite the fussy devils. I just know whenever I go bushwalking I never forget to rub vegemite behind my ears. I'm still here to tell the tale so it must work.
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby wicked woman » Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:43 am

:lol:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Dotsie » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:12 am

:lol:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby The Mad Collector » Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:19 am

Sounds like the lion barriers I have at the shop. So far no prides of rampaging lions have attacked the teddies so they must be working. That Mr Dibbler, I think he said his name was, certainly has some great products and so reasonably priced as well :D
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Quatermass » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:06 am

Sister Jennifer wrote:Brain meats :D :D :D . Man, you make me laugh


Unfortunately, I cannot claim to be the originator of that term. That honour goes to Brian Clevinger. In one episode of 8-bit Theater, well...

http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/05/04/episode-416-stabicron/

Fighter has very little in the way of brain meats, and, well, let's just say that if the knife remains in his head, something interesting results...

http://www.nuklearpower.com/2004/05/08/episode-418-a-knife-in-my-head-a-knife-in-my-head-a-knife-in-my-head/

:lol:

And for us Aussies out there, let's just say that Black Mage gets his comeuppance in a big way...

http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/06/09/episode-856-its-a-shadow/

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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Del » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:14 am

WELL! Wellwellwellwellwellwellwell !!!!!

OBVIOUSLY I dont even NEED to BE here to amuse you!

Had a nice little time while I have been .... doing stuff huh?

Oh damn! On the bus on the way home and now the bloody phone is beeping and blinking LOW POWER just as I was about to rip it in to SOME PEOPLE... you KNOW who you are.

I have been trying to get my computer to recognize my wifi. Grrrr. No deal. I took them both out to dinner, put on a little light music, dimmed the lights but they refuse to talk to each other.

I will figure it out........ or hire a preschooler to come over and fix it.

Phone.... about... to........ dieeeeeeeeeee.........

So much to tell you. (Huh! Like that's anything new)

But I'm aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Just keep swimming... just keep swimming.. just keep swimming....
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Quatermass » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:04 am

:shock:

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RUN!!!
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby pip » Thu Oct 24, 2013 7:29 am

Time to delete all the stuff some of us said about Del I think :shock: :shock:
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