I've Just Had An Email From Del

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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby raisindot » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:02 pm

Batty wrote:Um ... A Gated community? That is to keep her in - right???! :whistle:


I would imagine the insurance rates for the complex have just tripled. :whistle:

C'mon back, Del! We miss ye!
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Batty » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:03 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:(((((hugs Del's bleedin' head)))))

Wouldn't it have been fun though, to draw a chalk line all around her prostrate body - BEFORE she regained conciousness??? :twisted:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby wicked woman » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:08 pm

Batty wrote:
Jan Van Quirm wrote:(((((hugs Del's bleedin' head)))))

Wouldn't it have been fun though, to draw a chalk line all around her prostrate body - BEFORE she regained conciousness??? :twisted:

:lol: :oops:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Sep 03, 2013 2:40 pm

Batty wrote:
Jan Van Quirm wrote:(((((hugs Del's bleedin' head)))))

Wouldn't it have been fun though, to draw a chalk line all around her prostrate body - BEFORE she regained conciousness??? :twisted:


I've just sent her that one!!
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Batty » Tue Sep 03, 2013 3:33 pm

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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Catch-up » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:13 pm

OMG! :lol: Batty, that was great.
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Sep 03, 2013 8:06 pm

It just struck me that the title of this thread is in the right format for a limerick :D

I've just had an email from Del
who tells me that all is not well
she walked into a door
and fell to the floor
'Oh sh*t blood' she awoke with a yell
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby michelanCello » Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:12 pm

:lol: :clap:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Penfold » Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:26 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Catch-up » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:33 pm

:lol: :clap:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby wicked woman » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:57 am

:lol: :clap:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Batty » Wed Sep 04, 2013 11:13 am

:D :clap:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby raisindot » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:51 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:01 pm

Batty wrote:Image



Del's repsonse:

Bahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

It would have looked great after my friend took me to the clinic. Especially with the little pool of blood at the head. Lol

Especially since Andrew the selling agent arrived just as I got back from the clinic to make sure the house was ready for the final buyers inspection so the contract could be finalized. Yep.

Nothing sells a house quite like a chalk outline and a fresh pool of blood on the driveway :D
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Re: I've Just Had An Email From Del

Postby Batty » Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:11 pm

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That'll teach him to sell Del's home! Image
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