Is it time for a rhyme?

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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby janet » Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:40 am

Sister Jennifer wrote::romance-caress: Con.

This morning I bathed our cat,
I'm in pain now, so there's that.

Perhaps it's better for your health
To let the kitty bath itself? :shifty:
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby ChristianBecker » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:36 pm

Had to do shopping and study
played games with a buddy
cooked fish and some rice
the result was quite nice
now will study some more
though at times it's a bore
then later there's supper
and perhaps a good cuppa
some more time on the net
and then straight to bed.
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss

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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby Sister Jennifer » Tue Aug 20, 2013 12:32 am

janet wrote:
Sister Jennifer wrote::romance-caress: Con.

This morning I bathed our cat,
I'm in pain now, so there's that.

Perhaps it's better for your health
To let the kitty bath itself? :shifty:


:D

Your words of wisdom fill my head,
but the cat smelled like he was dead.
If it's my bed he wishes to lay,
Then bath him I did, yesterday.
Undead yes -
Unperson no!
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby chillicamper » Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:42 am

Everyone is rhyming now and .....I can see a flying blue cow
I'm being lazy to find things to rhyme, cos doing it properly takes a long time
So I'll talk of pigs wearing dresses so frilly, even though that is blatantly silly
and I'll speak of donkeys eating a curry, cos it saves time and I'm in a hurry
So I'll type some things that don't make sense then go and paint the neighbours fence
I won't really, I just hadn't time, to think of anything else that would rhyme
And so its the end of my little ditty and I'm sorry if you think that its rubbish........sorry couldn't think of a rhyme ;) :lol:
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby Conforumist » Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:09 am

Hey, what about shitty?? :? ... :D

Now I feel the need to contribute, but I find I have fallen quite mute...
The greatest things in life are not things.
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby Tiffany » Tue Aug 20, 2013 4:18 pm

I am addicted to Candy Crush
When I pass a level I get a flush
Of pride that I reached my goal
But then it's a deep dark hole
As the next level evades me once more
I can't get a high enough score.
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby michelanCello » Tue Aug 20, 2013 4:56 pm

Tiffany, I feel your pain
for it is in vain
that I try to get past level 155
and difficult to keep the spirit alive (?? don't even know if that made any sense :lol: )
Listen.
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby janet » Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:28 pm

Sister Jennifer wrote:
janet wrote:
Sister Jennifer wrote::romance-caress: Con.

This morning I bathed our cat,
I'm in pain now, so there's that.

Perhaps it's better for your health
To let the kitty bath itself? :shifty:


:D

Your words of wisdom fill my head,
but the cat smelled like he was dead.
If it's my bed he wishes to lay,
Then bath him I did, yesterday.


:lol: :lol:

It may not be a bed of roses
But he's no friend to those with noses!

(These lines were not by me
But thanks to TV Friends' Phoebe) ;)
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby chillicamper » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:56 pm

Come on developers, I'm up for a fight.
Try build on those fields as hard as you might
I'm gonna rally some troops to show you for good
That you can't keep raising concrete all over my 'hood
I don't want your 5 bed twee country homes
I want the fields where where I have always roamed
I won't let this one go, I'll fight to the end
Developers, don't ever think I'll be your friend. :twisted:
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby majomull » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:07 pm

The sunset here is looking quite orange..... bollocks.
Whiskey is sunlight held together with water.
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby Dotsie » Thu Aug 22, 2013 8:10 pm

:lol: You're so naughty!
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby The Mad Collector » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:00 pm

:lol: :lol:
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Aug 22, 2013 9:12 pm

The sunset here is looking quite orange
I must be on that Welsh mountain called Blorange :P
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby Tiffany » Fri Aug 23, 2013 8:08 pm

michelanCello wrote:Tiffany, I feel your pain
for it is in vain
that I try to get past level 155
and difficult to keep the spirit alive (?? don't even know if that made any sense :lol: )



Wow! Level 155
I'm not that far
And though I strive
I'm way below parr.

So glad I'm not the only one here
To play this silly game
I get more addicted I fear
with every level I claim. :oops: :lol:
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Re: Is it time for a rhyme?

Postby chillicamper » Sat Aug 24, 2013 6:07 am

I like curry for my brek - go on - try it, risk your neck
It's extra yummy after an evening brewin' - you'll never want to stop chewin
Chilli too in the mornin is great. Though the extra time on the loo might make you late. :shock:
But curry's a nice way to start the morn' - gets you awake and stops the yawn. ;) :lol:
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