The Saddest Fish in the Sea

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The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:48 am

"Gerald."

"Gerald."

"Gerald!"


"Yes... dear?"


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"Gerald, I'm not content."


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"..."


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"In fact Gerald, I'm leaving."


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"But... Glenda... why?"


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"Gerald, don't you understand? I was made to sing, to dance, to laugh, to see the world. Can you give me that?"


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"Glenda... let's not ask for a whale... we have the starfish... the tasty, tasty starfish..."


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"You're not the fish I married, Gerald. You've completely let yourself go."


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"..."


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"It's over, Gerald. I'm with Graham now."


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"Helloooo hot-lipssss."


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"... --- ..."
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby ChristianBecker » Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:02 am

:D
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
if you don't get the joke it's your loss
Love and laughter you see are the new currency
'cause greed's coinage is not worth a toss

Exile yourself to the unforgiving continent of Wraeclast!
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby Ghost » Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:52 am

:clap: :D :mrgreen:
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:06 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby janet » Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:46 am

Nurse!!

The dried frog pills......now!!!!
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:00 pm

With psysog like that who would not be. :lol:
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby Penfold » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:51 pm

Better say tartare, Gerald... :whistle:
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby Tiffany » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:05 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Sun Aug 18, 2013 8:50 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: That was great.
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby raptornx01 » Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:20 pm

:lol:
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby Sister Jennifer » Sun Aug 18, 2013 11:59 pm

Jan Van Quirm wrote:Better say tartare, Gerald... :whistle:


Noooooooooo, this scampi happening! I reely love you, Glenda.

:D :D :D :D

That's fantastic, thanks for sharing Knight.
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby Kin Arad » Mon Aug 19, 2013 10:29 am

:lol: :lol:
That's very good :clap:
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:13 pm

Thanks all, glad you enjoyed it. Saw the actors in a collection of unusual animals and the story popped into my head.
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Re: The Saddest Fish in the Sea

Postby raisindot » Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:14 pm

:D
That was very deep.
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