Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:39 am

"I'll think i'll go for the blue ones first this time,they seem to be a bit less bony than the white snacks.
I do wish they'd provide some more variety at these things..."
'It's just like crop circles. No matter how many aliens own up to making them, there are always a few diehards who believe that humans go out with garden rollers in the middle of the night-'
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby jaeger » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:51 pm

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I Thought you said your mother wasn't coming !
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, naked, drunk and on fire screaming YEEHAAW ! . . . .
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby pip » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:03 pm

Sometimes Best Men just go too far with their practical jokes
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:16 pm

Getting a licence to perform weddings in Jurassic Park didn't work out to be such a good idea after all.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby michelanCello » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:57 pm

This is what I call a party-killer...
Listen.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:30 pm

Bride to Groom: It's alright for you, you're not trying to run in 10 meters of chiffon
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Square12 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:45 pm

Groom to bride: why the *%$¥ aren't any of our friends fat and slow?
If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
With sixty seconds worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a man my son.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:00 pm

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Groom: "Denise, now is NOT the time to tell me that size matters."
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:40 pm

The T Rex tribute band wasn't quite what they expected when they hired them for the reception.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:13 pm

"Where are they all running to,who is going to play skipping rope with me now?"
(Again picture that as an insert to a textballoon from dear Rex and in reference to : http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=5797&start=390#p282150.) ;)
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:32 pm

As the ceremony reached its climax, the heartbroken Rex looked sadly inward to discover that 'forever keeping his peace' was beyond forbearance.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Sister Jennifer » Mon Jul 01, 2013 12:39 am

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Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Blade Skills Weekend Workshop.
Undead yes -
Unperson no!
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Square12 » Sun Jul 07, 2013 8:26 pm

Sister Jennifer wrote:Image

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Blade Skills Weekend Workshop.


John quickly discovered what happened to the missing tube of super glue during axe throwing practice.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby MongoGutman » Mon Jul 08, 2013 1:13 am

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The last thing Angus expected was for the target to be made of rubber...
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby raisindot » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:27 pm

Sister Jennifer wrote:Image


A secret look at the French Army's war-winning military training exercises.
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