Granddaughter on the phone yesterday, "Do you need to talk to mum or shall i be the middle woman?" She's 11.
Morecombe & Wise Xmas specials.
The pair of pigeons in my garden, the male might qualify as the most inept mate ever.
Holidays, past and present.
Of all the forces in the universe, the hardest to overcome is the force of habit. Gravity is easy-peasy by comparison.