What made you smile today? 7

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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jul 04, 2013 12:55 pm

What made me laff just now was reading a Digital Spy article about Katie Price (she's hinted she's having twins) and someone in the comment said of her "She's been rogered more than a policeman's walkie talkie".

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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby wicked woman » Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:51 pm

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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Jul 04, 2013 5:27 pm

She was walking across the road in London and someone shouted shut your legs dear it's a double decker, poor girl she does get slated something rotten.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby janet » Thu Jul 04, 2013 6:53 pm

michelanCello wrote:
Dotsie wrote:We've just got back from our panel meeting, where it was recommended that we be approved to adopt two children :D :D :D

Now we have to find them! :shock:

Yayyayyayy!! :D I'm so very happy for you, Dotsie! :D

Edit: looooove the Stu-joke post! :lol: :lol:

Echoing what mC said. That's wonderful news Dotsie and Mr D :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:59 pm

Dotsie wrote:We've just got back from our panel meeting, where it was recommended that we be approved to adopt two children :D :D :D

Now we have to find them! :shock:


Pick me!

;)

Great recommendation Dotsie.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jul 05, 2013 8:57 am

:D I'm sure I'd love to be your mummy ;)
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Batty » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:19 pm

I paid for a gardener to cut back and lower a large hedge, in our front garden.

He's just knocked £40 off the price he quoted, as he didn't need to do as much as he first thought! I'm going to celebrate by making an ice cream loaf!Image

AND, now I've just seen the result of the British & Irish Lions v Australia rugby match. Utterly Brilliant!! ImageImageImageImageImage
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby michelanCello » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:29 pm

Batty wrote:I'm going to celebrate by making an ice cream loaf!

No idea what that is, but it sounds delicious! :D Happy for you, Batty!
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:30 pm

Happy days for us Batty, Gatling did make the right choice. :D :D :mrgreen:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Batty » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:00 pm

michelanCello wrote:
Batty wrote:I'm going to celebrate by making an ice cream loaf!

No idea what that is, but it sounds delicious! :D Happy for you, Batty!

It's easy to make! Get a tub of softened ice cream (of your choice) and combine it with 200g of self-raising flour. Then plonk it in to a 2lb loaf tin and bake at 180 degrees / Gas mark 4, for 45 minutes, or until a skewer comes out clean.
Let it rest in the tin for 10 minutes and then cool on a wire rack.
Easy! :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby wicked woman » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:06 pm

Batty wrote:I paid for a gardener to cut back and lower a large hedge, in our front garden.

He's just knocked £40 off the price he quoted, as he didn't need to do as much as he first thought! I'm going to celebrate by making an ice cream loaf!Image

AND, now I've just seen the result of the British & Irish Lions v Australia rugby match. Utterly Brilliant!! ImageImageImageImageImage

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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Ghost » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:51 pm

at about 7:45 in the shopping centre where I work I saw
a man walking around wearing a naked fat suit with
gold nipple tassels and a bright red thong :shock:
I wish I had my camera
I almost took it to work with me so I could have a wander about after work but
alas I changed my mind
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Jul 06, 2013 7:38 pm

Takes all kinds. :lol:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Joolz » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:27 pm

Ghost wrote:at about 7:45 in the shopping centre where I work I saw
a man walking around wearing a naked fat suit with
gold nipple tassels and a bright red thong :shock:
I wish I had my camera
I almost took it to work with me so I could have a wander about after work but
alas I changed my mind


That was no fat suit...Just a great night out :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby chris.ph » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:28 am

as above :lol: :lol: :lol:
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