IS FOR Wow-Wow Sauce
(sometimes referred to as Bow wow sauce)
Favoured by auto-condimentors in general (and Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully of Unseen University in particular), Wow-Wow Sauce is a condiment known to include mature scumble, pickled cucumbers, capers, mustard, mangoes, figs, grated wahoonie, anchovy essence, asafoetida, sulphur and saltpetre
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.