Now I'm thinking of Hogswatch at Wincanton and dreaming up how to make a proper watch outfit, complete with collar with badge and clothes roll, and a breastplate bigger than anything I could ever fill! Oh, and I'll have to find a nice yellowish wolf-dog to take my place now and then. Couldn't have it off a lead though, perhaps Carrot with a transparent lead would do the trick? Any Carrots out there?
I suppose I can relate to Magrat more than anyone else: not terribly practically minded, somewhat whimsical and dubiously fashionable, idealistic and naive, and potentially rather grumpy once sufficiently provoked.
I think in grain I'm Angua more than anyone else, I'm very calm and reasonable and I live almost in Überwald Though, I don't have Angua's appearance - my eyes are not blue and I'm not blond haired. I'm like a Carrot very tall and red