Funny and Clever Pictures 2

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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Conforumist » Wed May 29, 2013 10:18 pm

Oak c'mon, that watch kicks ash! :D
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby chillicamper » Thu May 30, 2013 5:40 am

Square12 wrote:Wooden trust that watch its bound to be stuck on tree o'clock, mind you it's defo something chilli could branch into

You are barking up the wrong tree. ;) It's a beautiful watch :D ......but way too intricate for me to make
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu May 30, 2013 8:20 am

chris.ph wrote:I think its stunning and would look lovely in my watch collection :D :D


And what does Mrs Chris.ph think of that idea?
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby chris.ph » Thu May 30, 2013 5:21 pm

she has given up now im upto 50 :dance: :dance:
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu May 30, 2013 10:37 pm

Pie anyone :mrgreen:
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby The Mad Collector » Fri May 31, 2013 11:56 am

At least he became Sir Jeffrey rather than Sirloin
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:47 am

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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Square12 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:10 am

I actually really did laugh out loud at that one, the realisation of the pun hit at just the same moments I was starting to think what's so funny about that!
But that may be because being a southern Englishman plants and pants don't rhyme!
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby The Mad Collector » Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:14 pm

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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Square12 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:36 pm

Why is the bull wearing trainers?
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Tonyblack » Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:59 pm

Square12 wrote:Why is the bull wearing trainers?

You mean that's the strangest part of that picture to you? :?
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Del » Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:10 pm

Tonyblack wrote:
Square12 wrote:Why is the bull wearing trainers?

You mean that's the strangest part of that picture to you? :?


Well the rider isn't wearing an approved motorbike helmet either!
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:22 pm

Square12 wrote:Why is the bull wearing trainers?

It's maybe in training, and the steaks ;) may be high. :mrgreen:
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby raptornx01 » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:56 am

He looks like Red Green.
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Re: Funny and Clever Pictures 2

Postby Del » Sun Jun 02, 2013 4:10 am



It must be a watch with an alarm. .. because. .. you know.. you can count time on a tree from the number of rings!!!!

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