"The Apocalypse arrives. Is cuter than expected"
"Looses bet, has to wear Hello Kitty shirt. Makes one out of real kitties. Close enough."
"You will never be able to break through my kitty armor"
"You put catnip in my laundry again, didn't you?"
"The reason an author needs to know the rules of grammar isn't so he or she never breaks them, but so the author knows how to break them."