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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby chris.ph » Thu May 16, 2013 5:06 pm

i cant find the link but in one of the tabloids today was a story of a man that tried to make love to a hornets nest and died of 148 stings on a certain organ :o :o :o another pillock for the darwin awards :lol: :lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri May 17, 2013 12:22 pm

:mrgreen:

Let us hope he didn't breed before dying.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Tonyblack » Fri May 17, 2013 12:45 pm

Maybe he misread "horney" . . . :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri May 17, 2013 1:15 pm

:clap:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue May 21, 2013 2:32 pm

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Tue May 21, 2013 6:18 pm

Yes she is a bit weird and wasted looking, watched her documentary and her daughter is the grown up adult at 17 and doing well at school/collage.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby The Mad Collector » Wed May 22, 2013 2:40 pm

crazy :roll: :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby janet » Wed May 22, 2013 5:02 pm

She's named her daughter after a fruit or she wants a commission from Matalan? That's such a sad story.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu May 23, 2013 3:38 pm

Texas railroad bridge collapses like a pack of dominoes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22641179
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby raptornx01 » Thu May 23, 2013 3:40 pm

The rails looked like cables in that shot.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu May 23, 2013 3:51 pm

I wonder how it got started. I wouldn't have thought there was much on a railroad to catch fire, assuming the sleepers are concrete and not wood.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby ChristianBecker » Thu May 23, 2013 4:20 pm

Girl charged with statutory rape after turning 18:
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/05 ... id=3491933

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby raptornx01 » Thu May 23, 2013 4:45 pm

Oh Anonymous, such a finicky bunch. Sometimes doing great good, sometimes being huge assholes. sometimes doing both at the same time.

One clarification though, they don't refer to anything they dislike as fag, they refer to EVERYTHING as fag and are always the first to give themselves that label. Honestly, hanging around 4chan for any length of time and the word loses all meaning. it becomes more of an honorific then anything. like the -chan -san -sama stuff in japanese, only if its always the same.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby ChristianBecker » Thu May 23, 2013 4:50 pm

raptornx01 wrote:Oh Anonymous, such a finicky bunch. Sometimes doing great good, sometimes being huge assholes. sometimes doing both at the same time...


Yeah, well, since they're not organized this is to be expected. The question is, is there a "they" to start with? I mean a "they" you could invite to a party, not the "they" that also feature in "The Truth".
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby raisindot » Thu May 23, 2013 5:06 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Texas railroad bridge collapses like a pack of dominoes.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22641179


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