Abominations Unto Nuggan.

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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby =Tamar » Wed May 15, 2013 2:16 am

Amazon.co.uk is an abomination unto Nuggan. Ten-day delivery window to the USA, hah! It's been three weeks.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby The Mad Collector » Wed May 15, 2013 7:13 am

In cases like that Tamar I usually find that

The US Postal System is an Abomination Unto Nuggan

When I track parcels that customers say haven't arrived they are usually going on a grand tour of the States being bounced from one sorting depot to another :roll:
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Tonyblack » Wed May 15, 2013 11:06 am

I've bought loads of things when I've been in Tucson, from Amazon.com and they can take weeks to arrive. I think we are a bit spoiled in the UK with just how fast Amazon.co.uk can be.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Dotsie » Wed May 15, 2013 1:39 pm

Paperwork is an Abomination Unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed May 15, 2013 3:30 pm

Bounced back emails with "mail not delivered" are an Abomination unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Ghost » Wed May 15, 2013 3:45 pm

Spam emails are an Abomination unto Nuggan. Image
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed May 15, 2013 3:55 pm

"You are owed "£5,000 in mis-sold PPI" telephone calls are an Abomination unto Nuggan (if not already listed previously).

I love this thread!!
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Sister Jennifer » Wed May 15, 2013 11:51 pm

This... http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot ... wer_080513 ...is an Abomination Unto Nuggan!!

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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby =Tamar » Thu May 16, 2013 4:01 am

The Mad Collector wrote:In cases like that Tamar I usually find that
The US Postal System is an Abomination Unto Nuggan
When I track parcels that customers say haven't arrived they are usually going on a grand tour of the States being bounced from one sorting depot to another :roll:

Google results are inconclusive; UK delivery services seem to be just as bad. Order cancelled anyway. Found another place to order. If the books ever show up, I'll have read them and will know whether I want a second copy for a gift or just want to send them back.
Indecisiveness is an Abomination unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby The Mad Collector » Thu May 16, 2013 6:54 am

=Tamar wrote:Indecisiveness is an Abomination unto Nuggan.


I'm not sure about that
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby TinatheConfused » Thu May 16, 2013 8:00 am

Absolute Jerks are absolutely an abomination unto Nuggan. :evil:
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby Catch-up » Thu May 16, 2013 11:24 am

Cats that wake you up at 4:45am by howling non-stop are an Abomination Unto Nuggan. :evil:
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby majomull » Thu May 16, 2013 12:36 pm

Neighbors daughters boyfriends are an Abomination Unto Nuggan.
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby janet » Fri May 17, 2013 8:11 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:"You are owed "£5,000 in mis-sold PPI" telephone calls are an Abomination unto Nuggan (if not already listed previously).

I love this thread!!

Likewise the numpties who ring and offer to help claim the compensation due to me because of a car accident I have not had are an Abomination unto Nuggan.

(Might have mentioned them before :whistle: )
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Re: Abominations Unto Nuggan.

Postby pip » Fri May 17, 2013 9:07 am

Right I'll finally say it. I've held back. I know it'll annoy Bouncy but Kindles, Kobes, Ereaders etc are an abomination unto Nuggan.
People who try to tell me ebooks are cheaper than real ones are an abomination unto nuggan.
Authors who only release one off stories as filling a gap in a series as an ebook are an abomination unto Nuggan (thank you John Connolly for always providing the choice in cases like this by paying to publish a proper version )
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