Mad has got it!
For expediency i shortened his title from the complete :Urglefloggah Spawn of the Pit and Loathly Guardian of the Dread Portal.
He is the 'man'(more the nightmare in fact) at the door to Hell/Hades.
The beforementioned unwelcome badge he's forced to wear reads :
"My name is Urglefloggah Spawn of the Pit and Loathly Guardian of the Dread Portal: How may i help you?"
I just finished rereading Eric,love the way some of the greek myths get modernised(health & safety regulations seem remarkably suited for that particular environment
)by Astfgl the Demon King.
Over to you Mad!
'It's just like crop circles. No matter how many aliens own up to making them, there are always a few diehards who believe that humans go out with garden rollers in the middle of the night-'