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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Ghost » Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:03 pm

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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:25 pm

Superb!
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Dotsie » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:26 pm

:D :D
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby simmonds91 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:33 pm

guitar solo from "The Sun"!
Well, you know what they say. The past is a foreign country - - With an outdated military and huge oil reserves!
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby jaznbonnie » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:54 pm

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Fantastic! :D :D :D :D :D
Be careful what you wish for as you just might get it.
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :mrgreen: Queen still rule. :mrgreen:
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby wicked woman » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:18 pm

Yeah they do. Brilliant Ghost. :lol:
Of all the forces in the universe, the hardest to overcome is the force of habit. Gravity is easy-peasy by comparison.
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Ghost » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:21 pm

I just repost them
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Square12 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:02 am

Ok in a similar vein, this story was from April 1st Image
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I have April 1st papers cos that was last time I was in uk and use them as real world English for students.
If you can fill the unforgiving minute,
With sixty seconds worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a man my son.
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:56 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Ghost » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:26 pm

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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Catch-up » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:31 pm

A better headline would be if someone actually did go to claim it! :lol:
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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby Ghost » Wed May 01, 2013 7:28 pm

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Re: Stupid Headlines

Postby The Mad Collector » Wed May 01, 2013 9:04 pm

:shock: :lol:
One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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