Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:05 am

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North Korea commissions live-action reboot of 'My Little Pony'.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Square12 » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:21 am

KnightOfFewWords wrote:Image


Latest News Not only is Kim a Virgin but it turns out Kim is a more appropriate name than we realised.

Lil Kim releases photos of the North Korean cavalry division.

"If I don't get a unicorn for my birthday I'm gonna nuke Disneyland!"

Oh **** the Lords and Ladies have found a weak point in reality in North Korea
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:18 am

:lol:

'Look what I found in my wardrobe!'

'Tiring of fan speculation, Ridley Scott inserts increasingly unsubtle hints that Deckard's memories are fake into Blade Runner: the Ultimate Final Ultimate Director's Cut.'
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:48 pm

Try an new one

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One of those? Oh I'm sure I have one somewhere..

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Tue Apr 16, 2013 5:08 pm

'The devil put aside for Sara turned out to be less bothersome than anticipated.'
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby MongoGutman » Tue Apr 16, 2013 8:19 pm

Upon reflection the Guardian Angels decided that while their image did need a revamp it may have been a mistake to ask Vivian Westwood to design their new uniforms.
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby jaeger » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:02 pm

The Mad Collector wrote:Try another one
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Duvet Day . . . . . . . . . What ? To Much ????
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PS . . . checkout the wording on the poster :lol:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, naked, drunk and on fire screaming YEEHAAW ! . . . .
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Square12 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:44 pm

The Mad Collector wrote:Try an new one

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Does my bum look big in this?

Women on left "wow that was a good LSD tab!"

News just in lady gaga is doing her bit to promote public transport
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:01 am

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Apr 28, 2013 9:50 am

I'm not seeing a picture there, Knight. :think:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:10 am

Thanks Tony, looks like there is bit of witchcraft going on at the site hosting the image. I can browse to it, and it showed up on the forum when I just posted it, but now if I link to just the image URl I get a page containing it. Never mind, will try another version...

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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Square12 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:52 am

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Introducing the new Gillette Sweeney!
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Tonyblack » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Sun Apr 28, 2013 11:51 am

Square12 wrote:Image

Introducing the new Gillette Sweeney!


Following that theme:

'Gillette - the last a man will get.'

'Gillette - you'll never need another shave.'

'I must reveal... the goddess... in you...'
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby Square12 » Tue May 07, 2013 12:17 am

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Broken drum ran out of peanuts.

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Hrun used the m word.
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