I'm looking after my neighbour's cat this week. This particular cat used to be my cat, but she went to live downstairs due to all the time I was away.
Since she's been down there she has learned that she likes to drink water from the running bathroom tap and, when I go to feed her, I have to stand there while she has a long drink. Talk about bossy!
“Men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions.” – Blaise Pascal