What happened when Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants?
None of the offspring survived!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
great big holes all over Australia
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
What's a sheep's favourite snack?
What's a cat's favourite snack?
How do you know when it's been raining cats and dogs?
And finally a dog is walking past a police station and sees a help wanted sign:
"Successful candidates must have a typing speed of 50 wpm, pass a basic fitness test, and be bilingual!"
So the dog pulls down the ad and drops it on the desk, obviously the desk officer starts laughing, but he's had a quiet day so decides to have a laugh and takes the dog to the gym to reveal an obstacle course, "complete this course in under 3minutes." The dog does it in 2, "ok says the officer but how are you going to do the typing?" The dog walks back into the main office and over to the nearest desk, picks up a pen in its mouth and proceeds to start typing at a speed of 75wpm! "Wow says the officer, unfortunately the position requires someone who is bilingual."