Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, naked, drunk and on fire screaming YEEHAAW ! . . . .
KnightOfFewWords wrote:"Just when you thought it was safe to roll in the muck."
May not be the case now but when I was researching for an assignment in HSE statistical records, mechanised soil cultivators (rotovators) were involved in more fatal accidents than any other horticultural implements You have been warned.
I know what you mean when I was doing my amenity horticulture lv2 I had the misfortune to slip under the safety guard of a medium sized rotovator it chewed my steel toe capped boots to no end but other than a few bruises and a scape on my leg I managed to get away scot free
Have an assassin put a placebo in her drink, just as a warning