Corrupt-a-wish

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seimimac » Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:08 pm

You have a Death Note, but it's in Chinese, which you can't read, so you give it to your Chinese friend, and the first name he reads out is yours! Bye!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Jezzron » Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:51 am

You do, but so does everybody else so you win seven pence. Becasue of the disappointing prize many people start to riot and your computer is stolen.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby CrysaniaMajere » Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:27 am

but you don't get to choose which power, so you suddenly become invisible but you have nobody to tell you how to swith back so nodoby can see you and you end up alone and having to be very careful when you cross the street.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Willem » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:13 am

You can read people's minds and are so disgusted by their thoughts you become a recluse. And when you die, your 20 cats eat your corpse :)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ogamis » Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:20 am

You can, but it takes 20 minutes and takes 3 times as much effort to do


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RSoak » Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:10 pm

It does, but because you only wished for it you don't know the material as well as your competition and therefore they get the better jobs.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ogamis » Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:38 pm

It does, and throws itself at you as you pass by

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Square12 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:03 am

They weren't but a change in the legislative bits and bobs meant that he still became president, something about Florida!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Thu Apr 18, 2013 2:25 pm

You do! Better get used to that crippling sense of responsibility, demi-god - now everything that does or doesn't happen is indirectly your fault, and you will be blamed for it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Square12 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:06 pm

You get a thimble full of the perfect beer, however one drop of it ruins your taste buds for anything else and as such all other food and drink for the rest of your life tastes so bland that they have to invent a new word because in comparison bland is a taste sensation.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby KnightOfFewWords » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:20 pm

Unfortunately, the jealous and wrathful decreed that you should be tied to a giant bagel and consumed by goats each day, in punishment.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Square12 » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:25 pm

The Star Wars prequels were never made because an airplane crashed into George Lucas' house the day he woke up and thought I'm going to make a film called Star Wars thus none of the original trilogy were made either but by some strange coincidence there was a film called the Jar Jar Binks story.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MrsWizzard » Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:43 am

And it is done. You like all healthy food. And you know what? They've grown rather fond of you too. You spend every day together. The fruits, the veggies, you make time for 'em all. You've never had better friends in all your life. Then one night you're out at a restaurant and you meet a nice salad. She's lightly dressed, and you can't keep from noticing her ripe round *ahem* tomatoes. You two decide to settle down together, make it official. Then one evening, it happens. She walks in from work to find you nibbling on the leaves of Caesar, the "friend" you met at grocery store last month. You try to deny it, say it's not how it looks, but she can tell you're lying. The evidence has been there all along, how you come home late nights with bits of cucumber in your teeth, the blotches of Thousand Island she's found on your collar. She tells you it's over and tosses you out. You're left forever plagued by rejection. Word gets around the bars of what you did, and even the croutons won't give you a second glance. In your downward spiral you've lowered your standards so far that you pick up a bag of potato chips, and, well, you never can turn back again.

It should be noted that it's 2 AM over here, and I haven't slept much in the past couple of days, so when I ask the little voice in my head if a seductive story about a salad is a bit silly, he just kind of shrugs and says "eh, go for it."

That being said, I wish I could sleep as long as I want and wake up without any actual time having passed
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