Ok, re. The Thomas cook ones way back, I suspect the air con outside one was about Dalaman airport in turkey (I spent 7 years as a holiday rep) most common complaint in resort was "What are you going to do about the weather?"
Re. Dyslexia jokes did you hear about the dyslexic S.A.S. squad? They made an ass of themselves when they raided a Debenhams after 9/11 'cos they saw a sign saying bed linen <---(think about it) upstairs!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
And her pet dog?
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Ghost walks into a bar Barman says "get out we don't serve spirits"
Descartes walks into his local, Barman says "the usual rené?" Descartes says "I think not!" And disappears in a puff of philosophy!
Piece of string sees a sign outside a bar saying "we don't serve pieces of string" so before entering he scuffs his shoes, stretches and twists a bit and roughs up his hair then walks into the bar. Barman says " are you a piece of string?" Piece of string replies "no I'm a frayed knot"
Warning next 2 are adult:
whats the difference between a chorus line of seamstress guild members and a conjurers guild member? the conjurer has a Cunning array of STunts!
What's the difference between a naked baby and a seagull? the seagull FLits across the SHore!
Ok that'll do for now