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Re: men only

Postby michelanCello » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:14 am

:lol:
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Re: men only

Postby raisindot » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:04 pm

chillicamper wrote:Posts...........and then runs fast :lol:

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Actually, it's missing one important symbol-- $

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(Sorry--I don't know how to put in the pound symbol).
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Re: men only

Postby Will of Lancre » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:16 pm

I suspect that dollars work just as well :D
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Re: men only

Postby Dotsie » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:27 pm

Yep, I sure am happy that Mr Dotsie allows me access to the bank account that my wages go into. Don't think I'm not grateful I'm allowed to pay the bills too! What a lucky girl I am. Maybe one day he'll let me buy some shoes. That'll make my trip to the supermarket much easier.
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Re: men only

Postby Watchman44 » Fri Apr 05, 2013 5:28 pm

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but I've been told there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any advice would be helpful, many thanks. :whistle:
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Re: men only

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:28 pm

What you need is Spyware detector1.0 with firewall installed to protect you, if you have Mistress installed, thereby insuring if anything that does get in it cannot get out to report said information. :mrgreen:
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Re: men only

Postby MongoGutman » Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:02 am

Ah, Penny, ... Penny, Penny, Penny...
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Re: men only

Postby chris.ph » Sat Apr 06, 2013 4:46 pm

wot an attractive young lady they are :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: men only

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:49 pm

Definately get your four Pennies worth there. :mrgreen:
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Re: men only

Postby Conforumist » Sun Apr 07, 2013 1:29 am

MongoGutman wrote:Ah, Penny, ... Penny, Penny, Penny...
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Finally! :clap:
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Re: men only

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:03 am

Did the penny drop. :mrgreen:
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Re: men only

Postby MongoGutman » Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:53 pm

It doesn't look like they've dropped at all
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Re: men only

Postby MongoGutman » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:44 pm

Gives the phrase "...two pennies to rub together..." a whole new dimension....
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Re: men only

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Apr 09, 2013 9:19 am

Love Raj!
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Re: men only

Postby Del » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:30 pm

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