Well, the Hogfather must have been listening to my woes recently, because when I returned home from work today, there was a parcel waiting for me.
It contained a letter from the Hogfather himself, saying that he had heard I hadn't received my gift, but assured me that, despite rumours to the contrary, and following a thorough investigation, I had indeed been a good human.
In the package was also a lovely figurine of C.M.O.T Dibbler, complete with tray
Thank you, Hogfather!
And thank you. I am deeply touched.