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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Catch-up » Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:07 pm

Seeds and new shoes. :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Ghost » Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:45 pm

I changed my user name on my computer from The doom machine
to something far more sensible Marvin :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:39 pm

No idea if true, but it did make me laff!

MT. VERNON, TEXAS … WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!

Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!

After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer." But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.

The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit.

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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:57 pm

:lol: :lol: that made me smile. :mrgreen:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby wicked woman » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:18 pm

Ghost wrote:I changed my user name on my computer from The doom machine
to something far more sensible Marvin :D
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As in Marvellous Magical Magnificent Marvin?
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby wicked woman » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:19 pm

Love it Bouncy.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby jaznbonnie » Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:43 pm

OMG! Thanks for that Bouncy! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Catch-up » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:00 pm

Ditto! :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Dotsie » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:17 pm

The last line is hilarious :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Catch-up » Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:36 pm

Just scored a massage appt. for first thing tomorrow morning. Yes! 8-)
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Penfold » Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:28 pm

I do so hope that it was a true news story Bouncy. Either way it had me laughing out loud. :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:21 pm

I'm pretty sure it's made up, I'm sad to say.
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Ghost » Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:29 pm

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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:19 pm

Image :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 7

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:28 pm

Nobody likes a smart arse, Tony!
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