Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

[Bouncy Castle]

Q, you barsteward. You made me Google it, and I can't get the images out of my head now!

Huh? I left a perfectly good link there. What the [EFF!] are you talking about?

There were no pictures on your link, so I just had to Google for them.

[Quatermass]

Q, you barsteward. You made me Google it, and I can't get the images out of my head now!

Huh? I left a perfectly good link there. What the [EFF!] are you talking about?

There were no pictures on your link, so I just had to Google for them.

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All I did was present the link to an SFW news page. If you went to the trouble of Googling, I assume, 'giant mutant rat' on Google images or something like that, then I call that a self-inflicted injury. Go find some brain bleach.

[raptornx01]

[Quatermass]

Splinter drops his last canister of brain bleach.

"Oh, damnation! Now I cannot erase my memories of the third TMNT movie!"

[raptornx01]

[michelanCello]

So who wants me as a roommate?
http://news.yahoo.com/hungarys-ruling-party-change-constitution-despite-protests-114442303.html

[raisindot]

Come on, Mc. Aren't you going to lead a '68 Czech style protest movement against the growing Putinization of Eastern Europe?

[raptornx01]

[michelanCello]

Come on, Mc. Aren't you going to lead a '68 Czech style protest movement against the growing Putinization of Eastern Europe?

Psssst! Otherwise everybody will know!

[Conforumist]

So who wants me as a roommate?
http://news.yahoo.com/hungarys-ruling-party-change-constitution-despite-protests-114442303.html

Well, I'm waiting!!

[Alanz]

I think you're in for a long wait M8

[michelanCello]

thanks, Con! Though maybe I'll wait till the snow's gone

[raptornx01]

Don't have to worry about that here.

[Conforumist]

Here neither. It was 11c yesterday and with the rain the night before, all the snow is virtually gone. I would not be surprised if we get a little more though.

[Quatermass]

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/TopStories/2013/03/19/Council_appeals_for_asbestos_dumper_855915.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_L1-9_Councilappealsforasbestosdumper_RSS_190313

Deliberately dumping asbestos outside of a daycare centre, and covering his number plate. This guy should be done for attempted mass murder.