Jokes

[RSoak]

I have no idea who he is or why it's funny.

I'm jealous.

[Alanz]

That's something i can't abide, Men beating up Women.....

[RSoak]

That's something i can't abide, Men beating up Women.....

...or kids...or really even other men.

[Alanz]

I'm not all that old, well 60 this year..... But i get where your coming from, There seems to be alot of Hooligans targeting the Old and frail cos their easy targets, They don't like Targets who fight back....

[Who's Wee Dug]

Slight adult content.

http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf

[Sister Jennifer]

You're naughty.

[Joolz]

Slight adult content.

http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf

Robbed...

[Bouncy Castle]

he smacked up his girlfriend a few years ago and the stupid cow has just got back with him

And, if you believe everything you read on the internet, wants to have his baby.

[Penfold]

That's something i can't abide, Men beating up Women.....

I'm not sure that you can call someone who does that a Man.

[jaznbonnie]

Slight adult content.

http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf

[Who's Wee Dug]

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Susie. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Susie fell back asleep.. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted !

[RSoak]

And, if you believe everything you read on the internet, wants to have his baby.

Whoa whoa whoa....wait juuuust a minute Bouncy.

Are you saying everything on the internet isn't true?

[RSoak]

And here's a joke, just so I don't get booted out of the thread:

Two atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

[Alanz]

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Susie. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Susie fell back asleep.. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted !

[raptornx01]

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "Bartender, how much for a drink?" and the Bartender replies "For you sir? No charge."