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Re: Jokes

Postby RSoak » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:59 pm

Tonyblack wrote:I have no idea who he is or why it's funny. :?

I'm jealous.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:01 pm

That's something i can't abide, Men beating up Women..... :evil:
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Re: Jokes

Postby RSoak » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:21 pm

Alanz wrote:That's something i can't abide, Men beating up Women..... :evil:

...or kids...or really even other men.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:28 pm

I'm not all that old, well 60 this year..... :lol: But i get where your coming from, There seems to be alot of Hooligans targeting the Old and frail cos their easy targets, They don't like Targets who fight back.... :evil:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:26 pm

He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:27 am

You're naughty.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Joolz » Thu Mar 07, 2013 1:27 am

Who's Wee Dug wrote:Slight adult content. :mrgreen:

http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf


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Re: Jokes

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Mar 07, 2013 11:15 am

chris.ph wrote:he smacked up his girlfriend a few years ago and the stupid cow has just got back with him


And, if you believe everything you read on the internet, wants to have his baby.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Penfold » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:55 pm

Alanz wrote:That's something i can't abide, Men beating up Women..... :evil:

I'm not sure that you can call someone who does that a Man.
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Re: Jokes

Postby jaznbonnie » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:54 pm

Who's Wee Dug wrote:Slight adult content. :mrgreen:

http://d21c.com/terri1/caroline.swf



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Re: Jokes

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:04 pm

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Susie. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Susie fell back asleep.. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted ! :mrgreen:
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Re: Jokes

Postby RSoak » Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:55 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:And, if you believe everything you read on the internet, wants to have his baby.

Whoa whoa whoa....wait juuuust a minute Bouncy.

Are you saying everything on the internet isn't true?
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Re: Jokes

Postby RSoak » Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:56 pm

And here's a joke, just so I don't get booted out of the thread:

Two atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Sun Mar 10, 2013 8:24 am

Who's Wee Dug wrote:Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Susie, who created the universe?" When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Susie. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Susie fell back asleep.. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fainted ! :mrgreen:


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Re: Jokes

Postby raptornx01 » Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:18 am

A neutron walks into a bar and asks "Bartender, how much for a drink?" and the Bartender replies "For you sir? No charge."
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