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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Sun Mar 03, 2013 6:50 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Very good, i liked that one :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby Sister Jennifer » Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:35 pm

An Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kinda joke?"
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:12 pm

Shall i get your Coat Jen?
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Re: Jokes

Postby chris.ph » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:08 pm

she is an ozzie alanz, they dont know wot they are :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Ghost » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:11 pm

we mustn't make fun of the Aussies they'll set their wildlife on us
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:23 pm

chris.ph wrote:she is an ozzie alanz, they dont know wot they are :lol:


What Coats :?: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:24 pm

Ghost wrote:we mustn't make fun of the Aussies they'll set their wildlife on us

But i like Wildlife, The wilder the better :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby Ghost » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:28 pm

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I've posted this before but this seems to make my point
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:31 pm

He looks a little cutie :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Sister Jennifer » Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:17 pm

^His name is Bob, he's our Minister for foreign affairs... so watch it.
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:29 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: That picture is spookey, I'm sure it was in my Mirror this morning :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bouncy Castle » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:33 pm

I know it's a serious subject, but this did make me laff.

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Re: Jokes

Postby GeoffRiley » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:36 pm

Ghost wrote:Image
I've posted this before but this seems to make my point

It's a drop bear isn't it?
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Re: Jokes

Postby Tonyblack » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:25 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:I know it's a serious subject, but this did make me laff.

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I have no idea who he is or why it's funny. :?
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Re: Jokes

Postby chris.ph » Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:08 pm

he smacked up his girlfriend a few years ago and the stupid cow has just got back with him
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