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Re: Jokes

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:16 pm

In that case it would be a lot of thermal hot coming your way Alanz. :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:32 pm

Oh well i admit it was about Passing Wind again.....I'll get my Coat..... :whistle:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:49 am

If Terry ever does read this forum, I wonder if he'll be surprised that it has decended into a conversation about farting? :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:05 pm

Man escapes police custody.

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Re: Jokes

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:36 pm

Rude, but very funny.

I Went to the doctors yesterday, suffering from premature ejaculation.

Doctor said, "This must be very stressful for your wife."

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I said, "To be honest it's getting on her tits."
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Re: Jokes

Postby chris.ph » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby chillicamper » Wed Feb 27, 2013 7:31 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Ghost » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:11 pm

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Ooh you cheeky little sea winkle
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Re: Jokes

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:28 pm

:think: Hmmm . . . sounds familiar. ;)
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Re: Jokes

Postby Ghost » Thu Feb 28, 2013 3:29 pm

damn sorry
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Re: Jokes

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:11 pm

Ghost wrote:damn sorry

No need to apologise. :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Fri Mar 01, 2013 11:11 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:Man escapes police custody.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Ghost » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:15 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Man escapes police custody.

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true story bro
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Re: Jokes

Postby Alanz » Fri Mar 01, 2013 1:34 pm

He may have something in his defence.........Police have found Foot prints at the scene :whistle:
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Re: Jokes

Postby jaznbonnie » Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:14 am

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"
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