What made you smile today? 6

[Jason]

I got sent home with a note stating that I'm normal and reasonable.

Is that your Nobby Nobbs moment? Congrats on being normal. If often wondered what it might be like

[wicked woman]

Congratulations on being normal, won't last long if you hang around here Catch-up.

[Catch-up]

I got sent home with a note stating that I'm normal and reasonable. Now I can officially buy the Sheldon t-shirt.

I got tested too! Feels good, doesn't it? What did he prescribe, chocolate and wine?

He did actually! I think he's my new favorite person. Well, he also gave me some strategies for coping with some of the insanity that's going on.

I guess the important thing is that I can pass for normal well enough to fool a professional. What he actually ended up writing was much nicer than just "normal". I'm looking for a safety pin so I can pin it to my shirt when I go out.

[Del]

Congrats CB.

I would love to clay shoot chris though my ex would have to be overseas if I did... too much temptation between having a gun in my hands and a fast taxi ride.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal.......but it gets boring after a while so I go back to being me

I know that feeling.... we used to have a magnet on our fridge that said...

Personally, I would feel miffed to be told that I was 'normal' ... I rather like being a Loon!

You KNEW this pic you sent would come back to haunt you didnt you Batty



NURSE! She's escaped again!!!!!

For you catch-up...



or better still....



or you can print this one out and cut it out... you will have to provide your own safety pin though....

[Catch-up]

Thank you! I'd love both of those t-shirts. I'll take one of the magnets too.

[Batty]

Have you got any idea how daft I felt, wearing my 'straitjacket' in public, while I walked towards the house?? When I played the tape back, an old boy was out walking his dog, and stopped by the front gate!

[Del]

See...... that whole sentence..... YOU are worried about an old man walking his dog seeing you.....

The fact you HAVE a straightjacket???? No??? Thats not a problem for you????



*runs*

[Batty]

They're a bit like hospital gowns ... Difficult to do up at the back!

[chris.ph]

put two on batty you dont have to worry about the back then, says the voice of experience

[Del]

and yet again......whats wrong with this sentence..... you have been arse up on an operating table with gods knows how many people having a bloody good look at the least.... and you are worrying about someone seeing a flash of your right butt cheek as you head to the loo...

[chris.ph]

i dont give a t@@s del, but i might offend the delicacies of the geriatric ladies on the wards

i had a row off a sister for walking around in my boxer shorts, i cant see the difference between boxers and a bather

[Del]

The geriatric ladies have most probably seen more than their fair share of mens arses in their lifetime chris and I daresay wouldnt mind seeing a nice young one once in a while to lighten up the day.

Dont see the problem with boxers either... they are after all SHORTS.

The only "fear" of hospitals I have ever had is along the clothing lines. I dont ever wear anything to sleep in and when I have been in hospital I have woken up on more than a few occassions with my nightwear hanging off the drip line because I have climbed out of it in my sleep.

[Ghost]

earlier on my eldest nephew was wandering around in his bright blue onesy
unknown to him I had my camera at hand
I got three good shots of him like this before he realised and one very blurry one after
sadly he made me delete them before I had a chance upload and share

[elves]

hi iam new to this , finished reading Dodger that made me smile!!

[Penfold]

:lol: and yet again......whats wrong with this sentence..... you have been arse up on an operating table with gods knows how many people having a bloody good look at the least.... and you are worrying about someone seeing a flash of your right butt cheek as you head to the loo...

i dont give a t@@s del, but i might offend the delicacies of the geriatric ladies on the wards

i had a row off a sister for walking around in my boxer shorts, i cant see the difference between boxers and a bather

The geriatric ladies have most probably seen more than their fair share of mens arses in their lifetime chris and I daresay wouldnt mind seeing a nice young one once in a while to lighten up the day.

I imagine that some of the old ladies on the ward might have had a stroke upon seeing you half naked, chris..............



.............but only of they were quick enough!