What made you smile today? 6

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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Jason » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:43 am

Catch-up wrote:I got sent home with a note stating that I'm normal and reasonable. :lol:


Is that your Nobby Nobbs moment? Congrats on being normal. If often wondered what it might be like :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby wicked woman » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:10 am

Congratulations on being normal, won't last long if you hang around here Catch-up. :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Catch-up » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:48 pm

Dotsie wrote:
Catch-up wrote:I got sent home with a note stating that I'm normal and reasonable. :lol: Now I can officially buy the Sheldon t-shirt.

I got tested too! Feels good, doesn't it? :lol: What did he prescribe, chocolate and wine?


He did actually! :lol: I think he's my new favorite person. 8-) Well, he also gave me some strategies for coping with some of the insanity that's going on.

I guess the important thing is that I can pass for normal well enough to fool a professional. :mrgreen: What he actually ended up writing was much nicer than just "normal". I'm looking for a safety pin so I can pin it to my shirt when I go out.
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Del » Mon Feb 18, 2013 4:46 pm

Congrats CB.

I would love to clay shoot chris though my ex would have to be overseas if I did... too much temptation between having a gun in my hands and a fast taxi ride. :lol:

Chilli wrote:Sometimes I pretend to be normal.......but it gets boring after a while so I go back to being me


I know that feeling.... we used to have a magnet on our fridge that said...

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Batty wrote:Personally, I would feel miffed to be told that I was 'normal' ... I rather like being a Loon!


You KNEW this pic you sent would come back to haunt you didnt you Batty :lol:

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NURSE! She's escaped again!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

For you catch-up...

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or better still....

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or you can print this one out and cut it out... you will have to provide your own safety pin though....

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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Catch-up » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:06 pm

:lol: Thank you! I'd love both of those t-shirts. I'll take one of the magnets too. :D
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Batty » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:08 pm

Have you got any idea how daft I felt, wearing my 'straitjacket' in public, while I walked towards the house?? When I played the tape back, an old boy was out walking his dog, and stopped by the front gate! :oops:
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Del » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

See...... that whole sentence..... YOU are worried about an old man walking his dog seeing you.....

The fact you HAVE a straightjacket???? No??? Thats not a problem for you????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Batty » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:19 pm

They're a bit like hospital gowns ... Difficult to do up at the back! :roll:
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby chris.ph » Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:22 pm

put two on batty you dont have to worry about the back then, says the voice of experience ;)
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Del » Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: and yet again......whats wrong with this sentence..... you have been arse up on an operating table with gods knows how many people having a bloody good look at the least.... and you are worrying about someone seeing a flash of your right butt cheek as you head to the loo... :lol:
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby chris.ph » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:33 pm

i dont give a t@@s del, but i might offend the delicacies of the geriatric ladies on the wards :lol: :lol:

i had a row off a sister for walking around in my boxer shorts, i cant see the difference between boxers and a bather :roll:
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Del » Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:48 pm

The geriatric ladies have most probably seen more than their fair share of mens arses in their lifetime chris and I daresay wouldnt mind seeing a nice young one once in a while to lighten up the day.

Dont see the problem with boxers either... they are after all SHORTS. :roll:

The only "fear" of hospitals I have ever had is along the clothing lines. I dont ever wear anything to sleep in and when I have been in hospital I have woken up on more than a few occassions with my nightwear hanging off the drip line because I have climbed out of it in my sleep. :oops:
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Ghost » Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:43 pm

earlier on my eldest nephew was wandering around in his bright blue onesy
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I got three good shots of him like this before he realised and one very blurry one after
sadly he made me delete them before I had a chance upload and share
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby elves » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:08 pm

hi iam new to this , finished reading Dodger that made me smile!!
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Re: What made you smile today? 6

Postby Penfold » Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:33 pm

Del wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: and yet again......whats wrong with this sentence..... you have been arse up on an operating table with gods knows how many people having a bloody good look at the least.... and you are worrying about someone seeing a flash of your right butt cheek as you head to the loo... :lol:

chris.ph wrote:i dont give a t@@s del, but i might offend the delicacies of the geriatric ladies on the wards :lol: :lol:

i had a row off a sister for walking around in my boxer shorts, i cant see the difference between boxers and a bather :roll:

Del wrote:The geriatric ladies have most probably seen more than their fair share of mens arses in their lifetime chris and I daresay wouldnt mind seeing a nice young one once in a while to lighten up the day.

I imagine that some of the old ladies on the ward might have had a stroke upon seeing you half naked, chris..............



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