Photos of bugs and other things people might be phobic about

[Catch-up]

Just by way of a change

Please tell me those aren't real!

[Ghost]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... k%20Spider

[The Mad Collector]

run away..........

[Catch-up]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Clock%20Spider

A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "God". Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...

[Del]

[Del]

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm... "other things people might be phobic about".... okay....

The penis snake!

Contrary to its name, this is not a penis. Nor is it a snake. This is actually a caecilian, a type of limbless amphibian. They typically live underground, and are found in the tropics of South and Central America, Africa, and South Asia.

[Sister Jennifer]

The penis snake!

Contrary to its name, this is not a penis. Nor is it a snake.

Man you crack me up, that is so funny. NOT a penis. I will remember .

I bet it's eaten by the flipping ton though.

[Dotsie]

Someone's going to need to buy me dinner before I put that in my mouth.

[Catch-up]

Dotsie!

[Dotsie]

Oops! It's that Del, she makes me forget where I am Then Sis Jen was talking about eating it, and it just sort of popped out!

[Bouncy Castle]

[Bouncy Castle]

I have just had to walk out of the office, for fear of hysterics in front of the boss!

[jaznbonnie]

Dotsie!!!

[Joolz]

Someone's going to need to buy me dinner before I put that in my mouth.

Would that be a Happy Meal?....

[Mycroft Vimes]

Now there's a nice way to start the morning(apart from some coffeespattering ).