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by **Ghost** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 2:41 pm

Ghost wrote:

Logic dictates that you are indeed a cheater cheater pumpkin eater

by **raisindot** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 4:54 pm

Ghost wrote:

"Why, you insufferable devil-eared, green-blooded, logic-worshipping--oh, wait, checkmate!"

by **Ghost** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:31 pm

Website · by **MongoGutman** » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:04 pm

Spock: Kings horsey to Queen's level 3....

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:56 pm

Will you keep the bloody noise down up there, some of us are trying to get a bit of KIP.

by **raisindot** » Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:50 pm

"Lieutenant Uhura, kin' ya move a bit to the left--I wanna see if it's true what they say about what ya' don't wear under your uniform..."

by **Seimimac** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:06 am

raisindot wrote:
Ghost wrote:

"Go home, chessboard, you're drunk!"

by **Cheery** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:22 pm

I'll be so naughty and post a new one

M: "Don't ask me why, but for some reason I don't entirely feel like myself today..."
Bond: "I know the feeling."

by **Tonyblack** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:38 pm

Have you been drinking Bond? You seem to be off your face . . .

by **raisindot** » Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:21 pm

Cheery wrote:

"Apparently, this is what happens you hire J.J. Abrams to reboot the series, Double Oh Seven."

by **Seimimac** » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:01 am

raisindot wrote:
Cheery wrote:

Initial rushes of: Faceoff 2 are met with lukewarm reception...

by **KnightOfFewWords** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:03 pm

Cheery wrote:

Wee Jimmy Krankie all grown up now, says doting mother.

Ghost wrote:

"God-dammit, it's been six bloody hours! Make your damn move!"

Ghost wrote:

"Um, I was expecting Moaning Myrtle...."

by **Tonyblack** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:45 pm

by **KnightOfFewWords** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:23 am

raisindot wrote:

Tiring of the illogical humans, Spock inserted a passage on the merits of group auto-erotic stragulation into the Starfleet manual.

Seimimac wrote:Initial rushes of: Faceoff 2 are met with lukewarm reception...

I particularly like that one.

by **Square12** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:29 pm

Ghost wrote:

Ffs Spock, superglue on the table AGAIN!!!

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