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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Feb 01, 2013 3:04 pm

Del wrote:Russel Brand and Demi Moore... that might classify as his dumbest moment....


HIS?
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby The Mad Collector » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:33 pm

Who's Wee Dug wrote:
chris.ph wrote:i remember the film zardoz with sean connery and loads of boobs :dance: :dance: :dance:

But he looked a tit with that moustache though. :lol:


You must date some pretty unusual ladies Dug :shock:
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby The Mad Collector » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:33 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:
Del wrote:Russel Brand and Demi Moore... that might classify as his dumbest moment....


HIS?


My thoughts exactly :D
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Feb 01, 2013 9:50 pm

The Mad Collector wrote:
Who's Wee Dug wrote:
chris.ph wrote:i remember the film zardoz with sean connery and loads of boobs :dance: :dance: :dance:

But he looked a tit with that moustache though. :lol:


You must date some pretty unusual ladies Dug :shock:

I think you must have misread my post Mad, but there are misstooshes around heavily disguised by make-up ;) :lol:
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Dotsie » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:15 am

Actually Dug, I think he was referring to 'Sean Connery and loads of boobs'.

But this is a safe space, no judgements ;)
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby chris.ph » Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:49 pm

i think he sussed it dotsie, it was a slightly sarcky retort :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sat Feb 02, 2013 3:12 pm

Dotsie wrote:Actually Dug, I think he was referring to 'Sean Connery and loads of boobs'.

But this is a safe space, no judgements ;)
I was referring to Sean C as well Dotsie why made you think otherwise. :?
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Ghost » Sun Feb 17, 2013 6:45 pm

Today I almost set my bedroom on fire whilst polishing my boots Image
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:08 pm

Were you polishing them that hard that it caused so much fricton that it was heating the polish up to a flammable temperature. :? :)
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Ghost » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:18 pm

nothing so bizarre I spaced out whilst melting the polish
it makes it easer to work the polish into the leather and I think it gets a better shine
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby chris.ph » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:24 pm

my god, ghost is a gunnery Sergeant :whistle: :whistle:
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Ghost » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:25 pm

eh what now
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby chris.ph » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:26 pm

the forces melt their shoe polish to bull their boots ghost, you can literally get a mirror finish on your boots ;)
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Ghost » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:30 pm

oh I didn't know that
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Re: Share your dumbest moments

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:35 pm

I used to do that on my bike boots, it sunk right into the grain and helped to keep the rain out. :mrgreen:
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