Got this from a friend, made me smile
The idea of cold is relative…
+20°C The Greek put on their sweaters (if they can find them)
+15°C The Jamaicanians turn on the heating (if they have one)
+10°C The Americans are shivering. The Russians are planting cucomber in their kitchen-garden.
+5°C You can see your breath. Italian cars refuse service.
0°C Water freezes in the USA. In Russia, water gets more dense.
-5°C French cars refuse service.
-15°C The cat wants to sleep with you in bed. The Norvegians get out their sweaters.
-18°C The heating is turned on in Oslo. The Russians go on their last season-holiday.
-20°C American cars refuse service.
-25°C German cars won’t work. Jamaicans died out.
-30°C Authorities start debating on the homeless issue. The cat sleeps in pyjamas.
-35°C Too cold to think. Japan cars refuse service.
-40°C Swedish cars refuse service.
-42°C All traffic’s down in Europe. The Russians are eating ice-cream on the street.
-45°C Are there any Greek left?
-50°C Eyebrows freeze between two blinks.
-60°C Polar bears move south.
-70°C Even Hell’s frozen.
-70°C Santa evacuates from the North-Pole. The Russians put on their warm hats.
-80°C The Russians won’t take off their gloves not even for pouring vodka into their glass.
-114°C Alcohol freezes. The Russians are really p***ed now.
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