Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

[Penfold]

I wasn't sure where to post this and didn't want to start a new thread so I guess this one is close enough;

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/ ... 3M20130122

I live on the Sussex coast, miles away from where it started, and the smell was so strong here that we called the gas board thinking we had a major leak. I hate to think what it was like for people actually living near the plant.

[Who's Wee Dug]

Ah!! monsieur the smeeelie frogs and the gag's on us.

[Bouncy Castle]

A road tunnel in Norway has been closed - by a lorry-load of burning cheese.

About 27 tonnes of caramelised brown goat cheese - a delicacy known as Brunost - caught light as it was being driven through the Brattli Tunnel at Tysfjord, northern Norway, last week.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21141244

[The Mad Collector]

Could be the worlds biggest raclette

[Bouncy Castle]

Wanders off to Google raclette..............

[Bouncy Castle]

Oh dear gods, I want some!

[The Mad Collector]

My work here is done

[Ghost]

"I didn't know that brown cheese burns so well," he said.

[The Mad Collector]

Actually burning it is probably the best thing to do with Brunost, I certainly don't recommend eating it

[Quatermass]

The CIA versus Nicole Kidman's bodyguards. Guess who wins?

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2013/01/24/Kidmans_minders_mow_down_CIA_agents_838549.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_R1_TOPSTORY_Kidmans_minders_mow_down_CIA_agents_240113

[Bouncy Castle]

SON OF A B................

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... s-Day.html

[Quatermass]

Oh my...

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Entertainment/2013/01/27/X_Factor_audition_death_for_Kiwi_839584.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_L1_X_Factor_audition_death_for_Kiwi_270113

[Quatermass]

And something more heartwarming...

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2013/01/27/Dolphin_asked_help_from_Hawaii_divers_839609.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_R1_TOPSTORY_Dolphin_asked_help_from_Hawaii_divers_270113

[Del]

teen-missing-for-two-months-found-alive-in-bush

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/159 ... e-in-bush/

[Penfold]

The kid must have some willpower to survive for that long in those conditions.