How do you feel today? 4
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by Dotsie » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:14 pm
Good luck! A husky voice ain't no bad thing
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by wicked woman » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:25 pm
chillicamper wrote:Del wrote:I can!
I recon every bloke should get a full body wax while their wife is giving birth to their baby.
"Push!!!"
*riiiiiiiiiiiip!*
I suffered when Karen was in labour I'll have you know. I was one side of the bed she was the other - I was holding her hands when a contraction came - she pulled me bodily over the bed and I ended up with carpet type burns on my elbows.....ooo the pain
Men! Wimps!
You'll be ok Christian.
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by Penfold » Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:36 pm
All the best for the interview mC. 
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by spideyGirl » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:46 pm
wicked woman wrote:chillicamper wrote:Del wrote:I can!
I recon every bloke should get a full body wax while their wife is giving birth to their baby.
"Push!!!"
*riiiiiiiiiiiip!*
I suffered when Karen was in labour I'll have you know. I was one side of the bed she was the other - I was holding her hands when a contraction came - she pulled me bodily over the bed and I ended up with carpet type burns on my elbows.....ooo the pain
Men! Wimps!
Not quite on the same scale Chilli - see --->
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/20/male-dutch-television-hosts-suffer-through-simulated-birth/
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by spideyGirl » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:47 pm
Good luck CB and mC, That sounds like some rapping duo 
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:12 pm
MC SeeBee do da Pratchett Rap, innit?
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by chris.ph » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:38 pm
as above
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by ShadowNinjaCat » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:46 pm
^What he said.
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by Who's Wee Dug » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:58 pm
Doing a Chris. 
He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by Tonyblack » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:20 pm
Me too!
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by Who's Wee Dug » Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:53 pm
CATCHING it is . He willnae tak' a drink! I think he's deid! , on the other hand though A Midgie in yir hand is worth twa up yir kilt.
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by Ghost » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:03 am
it's cold I got to go to work it's gonna be a loonngg shift to cover the hours I've missed due to the deliveries not being made because of the snow and the place I have to work has no heating so unless I claim the portable heater before my manager I am going to be freezing all day. 
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Re: How do you feel today? 4
by chillicamper » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:00 am
spideyGirl wrote:wicked woman wrote:
Men! Wimps!
Not quite on the same scale Chilli - see --->
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/01/20/male-dutch-television-hosts-suffer-through-simulated-birth/
I was joking........Honest.
......Karen was a tough lady when in labour. Just the TENS machine, gas & air for an hour or so, and my hands to crush Mind you I did worry. I have dislocated my shoulder 5 times and the way she was pulling on my arms sometimes I wondered if something was gonna pop and I would end up being wheeled off to A&E
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