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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:54 pm

Tesco burgers are OK, but I prefer my Lidl Pony.


I like my job on the meat counter at Tesco but sometimes it feels like I`m flogging a dead horse.


Horse meat in burgers, why not, puts a whole new meaning to "part of a stable diet".
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby raptornx01 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:18 pm

:lol:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:53 pm

Tesco's say their burgers go well with a little red rum.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Jan 17, 2013 9:06 pm

To be Frankel, this thread is the funniest thing I've read in a while.


You know they'll blame the Secretariat for all this.


As a vegetarian this doesn't really affect me at all. I'll just stick to a Seabiscuit and be done with it.



I slummed it in a Tesco café last night... The waitress asked me if i wanted anything on my burger.

"A fiver each way would do nicely" .. I replied...



Should I rein this thread in?? I wouldn't want to stirrup trouble.


I'll stop now. It's getting filly.

:D



This post should make Christian laff at the English puns and stuffs!
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby raptornx01 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:48 pm

Oh, keep typing, you know bridle hands are the devil's playthings.

You might do something that makes you look foalish.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Penfold » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:53 pm

Tescos seem to having a bit of a 'mare with this story. ;)
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Sister Jennifer » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:32 am

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TESCO BURGER'S IS HORSE!
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:20 am

:lol:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:21 am

I don't get it. :cry:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Jack Remillard » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:05 pm

This has certainly saddled Tesco with a lot of bad publicity. :D
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:17 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:I don't get it. :cry:

Soylent green is people!
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:20 pm

Dotsie wrote:
Bouncy Castle wrote:I don't get it. :cry:

Soylent green is people!



Nope. Still don't get it.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Dotsie » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:28 pm

Soylent Green
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!" was the last line of the film. Sorry if that's a spoiler for some people, but the film is 40 years old ;)
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Del » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:31 pm

Dotsie wrote:
Bouncy Castle wrote:I don't get it. :cry:

Soylent green is people!


Oooooooh!
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:31 pm

Ahhhhh.

Never heard of the movie, either! :oops:
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