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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:23 am

I love kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:23 am

Del wrote:Image

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Catch-up » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:21 pm

:lol:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Batty » Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:40 pm

cheery_j. wrote::lol: A friend who is very very scared of spiders once killed one by dropping an atlas on it when it was just harmlessly crawling across her living room. ...

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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby jaznbonnie » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:28 pm

Del wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

I've heard those flu shots can have adverse side effects Jaz... dizziness... loss of balance... headache... vomiting... and a bad case of the falling downs.


So does the viral flu, Del. At least these only last a few hours. ;) :lol:

Jules, there is no such thing as an innocent spider. :evil: I lived in Alabama for about 6 months and the spiders there were the size of half dollars. :o There was always a stack of fat magazines next to my chair in the lounge. I usually threw them on top of the invading spider whilst standing on my chair. Then I would jump on top of the magazine just to make sure, finally using the broom handle to lift the magazine and verify the spider's demise. :roll:
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby cheery_j. » Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:45 pm

jaznbonnie wrote:
Del wrote:Jules, there is no such thing as an innocent spider.


Yes, there are! Ours here are perfectly harmless, even though one kind is hairy and can get rather big (translation for Australians: they are tiny) and I do admit that I am very underwhelmed when I meet them in the dark.
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However, since our bedroom is in the basement (nice and cool) with stonewalled raised flowerbeds outside the window (PERFECT living space for spiders! And slugs!! Brilliant idea to have dry stone walls, Jules!!!) we're quite used to spider relocation events.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:32 pm

Feegled this from twitter retweeted by Joolz. :lol:
And you're all moaning about a little bit of horse, next is the sausage pic.twitter.com/Tn0wscNb
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Del » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:36 pm

My goodness... thats a very long sausage.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Ghost » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:10 pm

it needs some mash potato and lots of onion gravy poured over it and a bit of brown sauce on the side for dipping
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby raptornx01 » Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:53 pm

You're nasty

It's tomato sauce or nothing.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Sister Jennifer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:21 pm

raptornx01 wrote:It's tomato sauce or nothing.


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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Sister Jennifer » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:39 am

You know who you are...

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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Del » Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:19 am

:lol: :lol:

I can imagine several of them right now madly searching. Google for that one even as we speak Jenn.
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby ChristianBecker » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:48 am

Interesting. I think anyone who visits sites they don't want others to know about should be smart enough to disable the browser history or secure their account by a password.
Moreover, this will only draw attention to the browser history. Some people...
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Re: funny and clever pictures !!

Postby Del » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:37 pm

:lol: :lol: oh CB.....
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