An Italian Mastiff just might be wet enough though.
You forgot the smell Del!
Babies just smell so right somehow.
I had my smile for the day when walking my dog late this afternoon.
It's been snowing a bit here and temps are below zero,so the stuff is staying put.
This means all sorts of fun(as well as bother),including the making of snowmen.
We were just walking along when coming across a poor attempt at this,basically a big snowball the size of a skippyball with a smaller one the size of a... well a head actually.
My dog seemed to take some interest in it and went to investigate.
She only gave it one cursory sniff before,with a nifty left hook,expertly decapitating it...
She then gave me what i took as a 'i sorted that my human,you don't have to worry about it anymore'-look and moved on.
I had a bit of a 'ahhh...that poor little snowman'-moment
,while also having to chuckle quite a lot at the same time.
'It's just like crop circles. No matter how many aliens own up to making them, there are always a few diehards who believe that humans go out with garden rollers in the middle of the night-'