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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Ghost » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:08 am

accident waiting to happen
and the reason why I am shocked by this Platypuses are venomous
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Tonyblack » Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:24 am

Only the males though. :) Presumably the ones in the pool are females.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby AuntyVague » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:02 am

Drat. You were never meant to find out that the cute and cuddly looking critters are killers to. Go on, jump in the pool :twisted:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby raptornx01 » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:11 am

Pfft, it's Australia. No one believed they weren't vicious killers.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby raisindot » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:51 pm

True, true. There's barely any organic lifeforms in Australia that won't try to kill you, one way or another. :D
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:23 pm

Buggerit says it's not available in your territory. :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:07 pm

raisindot wrote:True, true. There's barely any organic lifeforms in Australia that won't try to kill you, one way or another. :D


Actually, I would say that applies to most creatures around the world. And we have wildlife here that isn't deadly as much as [EFF!]ING ANNOYING! Peewees and Crested Pigeons top the list for me personally at the moment, because over the past few months, a specimen each of those species has been attacking our windows whenever our [EFF!]ing back is turned! :x

Anyway, more on the Savile Saga:

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/TopStories/2013/01/12/Report_on_Saviles_abuses_distressing_834766.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_L1_Report_on_Saviles_abuses_distressing_120113
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:51 pm

Puppy thrown at German biker gang.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:15 pm

http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2013/01/13/Circus_advertises_Wolf_Boy_or_Girl_job_835248.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_R1_FEATURE_Circus_advertises_Wolf_Boy_or_Girl_job_140113

What leaves me speechless? Not so much that the circus did the ad, as much as the immigration officials pushing them to do it. :roll:
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:27 pm

Horse DNA found in Tesco beefburgers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942

I blame Pip. ;)
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Bouncy Castle » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:29 pm

Quatermass wrote:http://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2013/01/13/Circus_advertises_Wolf_Boy_or_Girl_job_835248.html?cid=ZBP_NEWS_L_R1_FEATURE_Circus_advertises_Wolf_Boy_or_Girl_job_140113

What leaves me speechless? Not so much that the circus did the ad, as much as the immigration officials pushing them to do it. :roll:



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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:12 pm

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Quatermass » Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:15 pm

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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 16, 2013 9:19 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:Horse DNA found in Tesco beefburgers.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21034942

I blame Pip. ;)

Just checked my beef burgers in the fridge.... and they're off.
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Re: Headlines That Left You Speechless 2

Postby Conforumist » Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:12 am

Poor penguins... :(


..any word on "how" they were killed?
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