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by **raisindot** » Fri Jan 04, 2013 1:47 pm

Just be careful...sounds like someone you wouldn't want to anger.

by **CrysaniaMajere** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:35 am

Unless of course you have a grand army behind you :whistle:

by **raisindot** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:13 pm

I dunno--something there's a lot more danger having an army trailing you than in front of you. At least you can the person who is going to shoot you.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:28 pm

If you have a army following you at you can hide in the manger till they pass.

by **raisindot** » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:57 pm

I suppose if they were the French army I could always throw an orange at them and they'd surrender immediately.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:34 pm

Only if they were in range

by **raisindot** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 5:55 pm

And at the right angle as well, I suppose.

by **SamHain** » Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:53 pm

Just make sure all the legal legwork is done before hand.

by **raisindot** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 4:05 pm

Yeah, or you might find yourself stuck inside a dumpster in an alley somewhere.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:14 pm

Getting far too pally with the contents inside.

by **raisindot** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:40 pm

And you have to resist the temptation to play with the dead rats.

by **CrysaniaMajere** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:58 pm

if you want rats-onna-stick you could simply pay for them, you know..

by **raisindot** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:59 pm

Maybe if I were a dwarf, but as a member of species descended from an ape, impaled rodent just doesn't have much appeal to me.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:46 am

You wold'nt be taking the pee now would you.

by **raisindot** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:40 pm

That's the kind of information people best keep to themselves.

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