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Re: Jokes

Postby ChristianBecker » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:24 pm

Ghost wrote:"Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!"

That's my favourite of those dyslexia jokes.

I also like this one:

http://xkcd.com/745/
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Re: Jokes

Postby Watchman44 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:26 pm

The old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink and the old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering, “That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.” As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said,”they were just fine”. They were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.” As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked “What is it you are waiting for?”

She answered…. “The teeth”
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Re: Jokes

Postby Tonyblack » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:57 pm

chris.ph wrote:think thats enough taking the mick out of dyslexics or i will have a go at alledged normal people thx

Sorry chris - I don't think anyone was deliberately being spiteful any more than jokes about Irish people, Scottish people or even dead babies. The nature of jokes tends to be taking the mick out of somebody or something. :?
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Re: Jokes

Postby Ghost » Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:07 am

Tonyblack wrote:
chris.ph wrote:think thats enough taking the mick out of dyslexics or i will have a go at alledged normal people thx

Sorry chris - I don't think anyone was deliberately being spiteful any more than jokes about Irish people, Scottish people or even dead babies. The nature of jokes tends to be taking the mick out of somebody or something. :?

sorry I started the dyslexic thing but I saying that I'm dyslexic myself and found a lot of those jokes funny
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Re: Jokes

Postby Dotsie » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:21 am

There are a lot of jokes about blonde women / women in general, and you don't hear me complaining! (well, sometimes you do :P )
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Re: Jokes

Postby ChristianBecker » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:31 am

Dotsie wrote:There are a lot of jokes about blonde women / women in general, and you don't hear me complaining! (well, sometimes you do :P )

Granted, but it's hard to hear anything after being beaten unconscious with a milspec handbag. :P
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Re: Jokes

Postby Joolz » Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:58 pm

Dotsie wrote:There are a lot of jokes about blonde women / women in general, and you don't hear me complaining! (well, sometimes you do :P )


That's cos you don't understand them... :twisted:
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Re: Jokes

Postby ChristianBecker » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:32 pm

I hope that's a reinforced hat you're wearing...
On with their heads! I'm the clown prince of fools
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Re: Jokes

Postby Joolz » Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:52 pm

ChristianBecker wrote:I hope that's a reinforced hat you're wearing...



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Re: Jokes

Postby Dotsie » Sat Jan 12, 2013 5:47 pm

Oh my word! Just wait till I can get my breath, and you are in trouble :twisted:
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Re: Jokes

Postby chris.ph » Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:15 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Joolz » Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:41 pm

Dotsie wrote:Oh my word! Just wait till I can get my breath, and you are in trouble :twisted:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby Cheery » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:55 pm

Ye gods, what has this thread started?! :lol:
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Re: Jokes

Postby chris.ph » Sun Jan 13, 2013 8:43 am

a crazy frog lookalike photo competition by the look of it cheery :D
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Re: Jokes

Postby Who's Wee Dug » Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:18 pm

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