What is your Profession?!

[SamHain]

I'm a Library assistant, so basically I spend my days handing my boss bananas. Hoping to do a masters and become a librarian and keep the bananas for myself

Same here, but I've transferred from a Diploma to do the Masters this year so the bananas will all be miiiiiiinnnne in a couple of years* ...

I imagine they'd not be worth eating by that point. I think bananas go bad after only a few days left out, weeks if cooled, and months at best frozen. I mean, they'd be more a black, primordial ooze by that time, I'd expect.

[raptornx01]

You been lookin' in my fridge?

I really should throw those out.

[AuntyVague]

I'm a Library assistant, so basically I spend my days handing my boss bananas. Hoping to do a masters and become a librarian and keep the bananas for myself

Same here, but I've transferred from a Diploma to do the Masters this year so the bananas will all be miiiiiiinnnne in a couple of years* ...

I imagine they'd not be worth eating by that point. I think bananas go bad after only a few days left out, weeks if cooled, and months at best frozen. I mean, they'd be more a black, primordial ooze by that time, I'd expect.

Ah yes, but they would be my black, primordial ooze. I would know its bananaish origin and I would be happy.

[raptornx01]

[Margi]

Horsewoman. Handler, sorter outer of stroppy wotsits, teacher (especially of beginners), and still an apprentice after forty years. With horses as your Master you never stop learning.

I'm going to do all the Monty Roberts training courses and work my way to becoming a Monty Roberts Recommended Associate. That means people will be willing to part with money when they ask me to help them.

[BobtheDrog]

Ah yes, but they would be my black, primordial ooze. I would know its bananaish origin and I would be happy.

Exactly

I'm in a University Library stacks department so i have a complete lack of contact with people, hopefully something will come up and I'll be able to move to the regular library but that's a while off yet.

[Del]

Horsewoman. Handler, sorter outer of stroppy wotsits, teacher (especially of beginners), and still an apprentice after forty years. With horses as your Master you never stop learning.

I'm going to do all the Monty Roberts training courses and work my way to becoming a Monty Roberts Recommended Associate. That means people will be willing to part with money when they ask me to help them.

WELCOME TO THE FORUM MARGI

Go here.... viewtopic.php?f=1&t=5538&start=195

We would love to welcome you properly.

Stroppy wotsists?..... I thought you meant a teacher of TEENS... I would rather have a horse than a teen for a few years... you can put the horse in a stable and close the door!

[Dotsie]

She was there already del, you missed it!

[Del]

Oh DOH!

I really should pop in more often..... truth be told I most probably said hello to her way back.... meh.

[Conforumist]

Isn't this the same as the "What do you do" thread?

[Catch-up]

Horsewoman. Handler, sorter outer of stroppy wotsits, teacher (especially of beginners), and still an apprentice after forty years. With horses as your Master you never stop learning.

I'm going to do all the Monty Roberts training courses and work my way to becoming a Monty Roberts Recommended Associate. That means people will be willing to part with money when they ask me to help them.

I have never been so humbled as when our daughter started taking riding lessons. I thought I would know how to handle horses and they made sure to prove me wrong. Four years into it and they're still proving me wrong.

[Dotsie]

Isn't this the same as the "What do you do" thread?

THIS! IS! DIFFERENT!

[Batty]

Isn't this the same as the "What do you do" thread?

THIS! IS! DIFFERENT!

Of course it is! In reply to 'what is your profession'?, my response is:

I'm a mad non-scientist, intent on removing all Reason and Logic from the World!!

However, in reply to 'What do you do?', my reply would be:
Laugh at myself, tease others at every opportunity, as well as confuse, amuse & inadvertently irritate people!!

See? TOTALLY different!

[Conforumist]

Isn't this the same as the "What do you do" thread?

THIS! IS! DIFFERENT!

Of course it is! In reply to 'what is your profession'?, my response is:

I'm a mad non-scientist, intent on removing all Reason and Logic from the World!!

However, in reply to 'What do you do?', my reply would be:
Laugh at myself, tease others at every opportunity, as well as confuse, amuse & inadvertently irritate people!!

See? TOTALLY different!

Yeah, but I've come to expect that from you!

[SamHain]

Words mean things. I do lots of things; like convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. This is a thread specifically asking what you do... and then get paid for doing. Plus, the purpose of this thread is to get as many people as possible to profess their non-Spartic professions so that I can feel justified in kicking them in the chest into a pit of death.