Jokes

[ChristianBecker]

"Dyslexics of the World UNTIE!"

That's my favourite of those dyslexia jokes.

I also like this one:

http://xkcd.com/745/

[Watchman44]

The old man ordered one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink and the old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them kept looking over and whispering, “That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.” As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said,”they were just fine”. They were used to sharing everything. The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said, “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.” As the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked “What is it you are waiting for?”

She answered…. “The teeth”

[Tonyblack]

think thats enough taking the mick out of dyslexics or i will have a go at alledged normal people thx

Sorry chris - I don't think anyone was deliberately being spiteful any more than jokes about Irish people, Scottish people or even dead babies. The nature of jokes tends to be taking the mick out of somebody or something.

[Ghost]

think thats enough taking the mick out of dyslexics or i will have a go at alledged normal people thx

Sorry chris - I don't think anyone was deliberately being spiteful any more than jokes about Irish people, Scottish people or even dead babies. The nature of jokes tends to be taking the mick out of somebody or something.

sorry I started the dyslexic thing but I saying that I'm dyslexic myself and found a lot of those jokes funny

[Dotsie]

There are a lot of jokes about blonde women / women in general, and you don't hear me complaining! (well, sometimes you do )

[ChristianBecker]

There are a lot of jokes about blonde women / women in general, and you don't hear me complaining! (well, sometimes you do )

Granted, but it's hard to hear anything after being beaten unconscious with a milspec handbag.

[Joolz]

There are a lot of jokes about blonde women / women in general, and you don't hear me complaining! (well, sometimes you do )

That's cos you don't understand them...

[ChristianBecker]

I hope that's a reinforced hat you're wearing...

[Joolz]

I hope that's a reinforced hat you're wearing...

I'm ready...

[Dotsie]

Oh my word! Just wait till I can get my breath, and you are in trouble

[chris.ph]

[Joolz]

Oh my word! Just wait till I can get my breath, and you are in trouble

[Cheery]

Ye gods, what has this thread started?!

[chris.ph]

a crazy frog lookalike photo competition by the look of it cheery

[Who's Wee Dug]

Ribbit,Ribbet get your motor running.